A lovely sunny day, and just for a change, the neighbours across the way are arguing in the kitchen, which means the whole square can hear it.

Wife: Don’t tell me to shut up!
Husband: What?
Wife: DON’T tell ME to SHUT UP (emphasising every word)
Husband: Well don’t call me a cunt!

… pause …

Wife: (in deadpan voice) But you are a cunt!

By mh

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