Come quick

Come quick

I knew this guy who would ask men at church, 'is your tie made out of bird cloth?' <blank stare> 'It's cheep, cheep, cheep.'

Those premium rate phone-sex lines are expensive aren’t they?

It’s one of those rare occassions when premature ejaculation is a distinct advantage.

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