Well didn’t take long for the news that the Olympics are going to cost more than planned. Planned. Yeah fucking alien word in this country!

Who can remember the on time and on budget Channel Tunnel? Or the Millennium Dome? Or the new Wembley Stadium?

Look on the brightside, we’ve still got six years for the us the taxpayers to bail the whole sorry fucking mess out of the shit it’ll undoubtedly sink in.