Fuck me! This cunt used to work here!

Started the day by having a news story in the Express and Echo paper recanted to me. “Do you remember Stephen?”, I am asked. “You mean the fat cunt with trousers round his gut? Looks like a fucking Weeble” I reply. Least we both knew what we were talking about.

The paper is stuffed under me face, and asked to read this….

MAN ADMITS SEX CHARGES

A 22-year-old man who admitted having sex with a dog has been told that he will go to jail.

Steven Deacon also admitted a number of sex charges involving a boy when he appeared at Exeter Crown Court.

Deacon, from Kingsteignton, pleaded guilty to six charges of indecently assaulting the boy between 1999 and 2004.

He also admitted two charges of sexually assaulting the boy and one of raping him.

His plea of not guilty to a second offence of raping the boy was accepted by the prosecution.

The offences were committed on the boy when he was between 10 and 15- years-old.

Deacon pleaded guilty to two charges of intercourse with a living animal, a female dog, between 2004 and 2006.

He also admitted engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child in 2004.

Judge Jeremy Griggs granted Deacon conditional bail, and adjourned the case for six weeks to enable pre-sentence and psychiatric reports to be prepared.

He told Deacon. “You know there is inevitably going to be an immediate custodial term.”

He ordered that Deacon should go on the Sex Offenders’ Register.

This cunt worked here for a month or so before he was sacked, I thought at the time for being a useless lump of lard but now turns out he was spooking out the call centre girlies.

I thought he was more of a serial killer than a sicko pervert. My suggestion that we re-employ him just so we can kick ten bells of shit out of him was not taken well.