It was the happiest day of my life

It was the happiest day of my life

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Peas. Peas who? *Peas pass the butter*

I arrived at the church, the wife was waiting at the altar.

I walked up the aisle, kissed her on the cheek, smiled and then closed the fucking lid on the coffin!

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