Well it must be because every fucking time I go in the bog there isn’t one on the fucking holder!

The toilet rolls are stored two feet but I guess it’s just too far for some of the lazy fucks in this office who can’t be arsed to reached two feet to their right to put a fresh one on.

And if that wasn’t enough, there is one bastard who thinks the toilet roll being on the toilet roll holder is a little too simple.

I mean, why have it there when you can place it elsewhere – like a few millimeters from the taps. Guess what the flaw in that plan is? Yep, a wet bog roll . Fucking genius.