Stupid people in this world need some sort of protection. These are just some examples of what hospitals have to deal with each year.
- Eating and drinking caused 42,000 casualties.
- The harmless looking slipper caused 37,000 injuries to cretins.
- That innocent looking flower make look safe, but that don’t stop them injury 3,500 a year.
- Tissue paper injured over 1,500 people. Bet they were all teenagers wanking over a copy of Razzle.
- Clothes pegs and BLU-TACK kill several people.
- 14 people are seriously injured by mushrooms.
- Eggs kill 17 idiots a year.
- 95 hurt by wooden spoons.
- 103 by frying pans.
- 40 by cheese.
- 398 people injured while falling off toilets. I know the feeling…stop straining so much is my advice.
- 4,400 people are injured every year pulling on their trousers!
- 6,585 accidents are caused by socks/tights.
- Pyjamas cause 768 injuries a year.
- Dressing gowns 691.
- 12,170 people were injured by vegetables.
- 520 ice cream related accidents each year.
- Magazines inflict nearly 3,000 injuries.
- Toothbrushes knobble 500 victims.
- Cotton buds can claim an astonishing 880 victims.
- Christmas tree lights kill 80 people a year (or in one month presumably).
- The humble personal stereo kills 80 people a year.
- Hardhats were involved in 214 home or leisure accidents.
- Saucepans were involved in 262.
- 67,000 people go to casualty departments every year because of accidents with packaging.
Remember that these fuckwitts are allowed to vote!
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