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stupid_people_thumb[1]Stupid people in this world need some sort of protection. These are just some examples of what hospitals have to deal with each year.

    • Eating and drinking caused 42,000 casualties.

 

  • The harmless looking slipper caused 37,000 injuries to cretins.

 

 

  • That innocent looking flower make look safe, but that don’t stop them injury 3,500 a year.

 

 

  • Tissue paper injured over 1,500 people. Bet they were all teenagers wanking over a copy of Razzle.

 

 

  • Clothes pegs and BLU-TACK kill several people.

 

 

  • 14 people are seriously injured by mushrooms.

 

 

  • Eggs kill 17 idiots a year.

 

 

  • 95 hurt by wooden spoons.

 

 

  • 103 by frying pans.

 

 

  • 40 by cheese.

 

 

  • 398 people injured while falling off toilets. I know the feeling…stop straining so much is my advice.

 

 

  • 4,400 people are injured every year pulling on their trousers!

 

 

  • 6,585 accidents are caused by socks/tights.

 

 

  • Pyjamas cause 768 injuries a year.

 

 

  • Dressing gowns 691.

 

 

  • 12,170 people were injured by vegetables.

 

 

  • 520 ice cream related accidents each year.

 

 

  • Magazines inflict nearly 3,000 injuries.

 

 

  • Toothbrushes knobble 500 victims.

 

 

  • Cotton buds can claim an astonishing 880 victims.

 

 

  • Christmas tree lights kill 80 people a year (or in one month presumably).

 

 

  • The humble personal stereo kills 80 people a year.

 

 

  • Hardhats were involved in 214 home or leisure accidents.

 

 

  • Saucepans were involved in 262.

 

 

  • 67,000 people go to casualty departments every year because of accidents with packaging.

 

 

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