Q. How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. How much money does the bulb have?

Cults Religions baffle me at the best of times, but at least Christianity and Islam are based on some element of truth. Scientology on the other hand is so far out of left field that it’s hard to see how it can possibly be classed as cult religion.

Apparently, and this is just from the crap I’ve read quickly, we are all aliens called thetans and we are visitors to the Earth to help it out. Which must be the reason why L. Ron Hubbard said:

“The way to make money is to make up a religion”

Scientology is not classed as a religion in the UK but that hasn’t stopped them going after Welsh councillor James Dixon for calling it “stupid” on Twitter.

I didn’t know the Scientologists had a church on Tottenham Court Road. Just hurried past in case the stupid rubs off.

I find it a little understated but let’s congratulate a politician on expressing an opinion for once.

The matter is currently at the Public Services Ombudsman for Wales so show your support for free speech and email them to stop this stupid complaint.