Swearing. A sign of limited vocabulary?

I swear.

A lot.

I am often told it’s a sign of my inability to articulate my thoughts so I have to resort to swearing. Or is it?

Is it really my fault that saying “No thank you” when you disturb my peace and quiet when you try and talk to me about PPI, double glazing, conservatory, switching energy provider, winning a holiday as long as I pay a small fee is not understood, yet saying “will you just fuck off” has an immediate reaction.

I claim I am provoked by stupidity of others into swearing.

So once again, it’s not my fault.