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8th September 2011
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Yay! @JoeCienkowski has finished his new pamphlet, I mean book

You know that because he’s whoring himself around the internet again. [blackbirdpie id=”111385477273223168″] I can’t wait to read it. After the enduring mental torture and self-harming reading his previous pieces of shite, Jesus Christ is God (or whatever it’s called), Atheism is a Religion (or whatever it’s called) and the Grand Delusion Reality (or whatever it’s…

Religion and Cretinists

Why is our country in such a mess?

I got on my bus last Friday evening after work, and I saw this leaflet on the empty chair in front of me. The first thing that caught my eye was the Union Jack. To me, it looked like it was from the British National Party or the equally moronic English Defence League. So I…

Science according to creationists #3

For people who think they’re experts on evolution, creationists are pretty dumb. Joey the porn peddler has mentioned that a giant camel found in Syria and the size of Neanderthal man compared to modern man is proof evolution is wrong. I think that deserves a… Now I’ve read On the Origin of Species dozens of times, and…

Atheism, Religion and Cretinists, Science

@JoeCienkowski and evidence for Jesus H Christ

I’ve pinched this from EVC Forum. It’s a couple years old, but unrefuted and most complete list. WRITERS WHO SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED JESUS PHILO Philo Judaeus wrote very many books about Jewish religion and history, in the 30s and 40s, living in Alexandria, and visiting Jerusalem. Philo was contemporary with Jesus and Paul. Philo visited…

Religion and Cretinists

@JoeCienkowski and his Human Population Timeline

Well people have been recieving the rag that Joe Cienkowski has called the Grand Reality, and I don’t know how I can say that with a straight face. Anyway @cootey59 has posted a PDF that was tucked to the back of the book, sorry can’t stop laughing at “book” when describing Joe Cienkowski effort. Let’s…

Religion and Cretinists

Richard Dawkins supports ID?

@joecienkowski continually says that Richard Dawkins believes in Intelligent Design, and yes I don’t think he’s read his books to see how stupid this argument is, but let’s run with it for a moment. What he’s talking about is the section in Expelled where Ben Stein interviews him. BEN STEIN: What do you think is…

Religion and Cretinists

Joe Cienkowski and the HPT

Sunday night, Joe Cienkowski uploaded a video to YouTube to promote ‘Grand Reality’, the atheism killing magnum opus he’s been promising for months. I’ll admit my expectations weren’t high when @robineccles posted the link, and after 14 minutes of listening to the biggest pile of shite I’ve ever heard. I truly do not know where to…

Religion and Cretinists

Joe Cienkowski spits his dummy out. Again.

Last night Joe Cienkowski blocked me. Again.But friends, let’s not be unhappy at such an incident. I’m actually quite glad the fucking idiot has blocked me, it means I don’t have to endlessly repeat myself every five minutes before the idiot can’t understand basic things… like words.I was beginning to lose my patience at him…

Religion and Cretinists

Another piece of consumer research.

I love surveys. I never get bored of the ridiculous questions people are asked, so when one asking what most annoys women came up I knew I was in for a treat. I thought things like sitting on the sofa and scratch our bollocks would come pretty high, but can’t see it. What did surprise…

The Ladybird Book of The Policeman

I’ve just discovered this from 2009 in my USB hard disk, and it seems too good not to share it with the rest of the world. I can remember reading these Ladybird books as a kid in primary school.

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