The police came to my front door last night holding a picture  of my wife.

They said, “Is this your  wife, sir?”

Shocked, I answered, ” Yes.”

They said, “I’m afraid it looks  like she’s been hit by a bus.”

I said,  “I  know, but she has a lovely personality.” 

By mh

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