Well it’s true, so I thought I’d come out of the closet and said it…. Christian Fundamentalists, Young Earth Creationists and all you other fuckers out there who believe a sky daddy that you check your brains out before reading ANYTHING … well…

 I FUCKING LOVE YOU PEOPLE!

Without your wilful ignorance of biology, physics, chemistry, history, archaeology, and well, everything basically, I would be sat at home like a fucking zombie smacked up to my tits on Venlafaxine.

So thank you from the bottom of my little black atheist heathen liberal black heart. Remember, no matter how wrong you are, no matter how stupid you look I really appreciate your retardation efforts!