toiletThis email was circulated around my work today.

From: Someone
Sent: 18 September 2008 14:50
To: Some Bloke; Some Bloke; Some Bloke; Some Bloke; Some Bloke; Some Bloke
Cc: HR Woman
Subject: Toliet (sic)


I just spent about 10 mins in the toilet cleaning someone’s shit off the pan… not a nice job! Which then in turn blocked the toilet up… which I had to flush around 5 times to get back to normal…

There aren’t many men in this main office and i know from time to time some workshop people come over as well so that’s the reason I’ve included you on the email…

I don’t care who it is, and i don’t wanna know… but can you just take next time you have an explosive one to make sure it’s clean and there isn’t loads of “pebble dashes” left in the pan and round the rim for the next person.

Sandra, i noticed that the ‘special’ toilet wipes are no longer in the gents, would it be possible to get some so it would be easier for people to clean up after themselves… toilet paper & water just doesn’t cut the mustard so to speak.




P.S, the light and air fan have gone.. in there too so its constantly stinks, is there anything we can do about this?

Incredibly funny and absolutely genuine. You can’t make this shit up, no pun intended.

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