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31st December 2014
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World of Tanks: Hello again SU122-44

A little bored, so let’s give my SU122-44 a spin. I enjoyed that 😀

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs don’t work…

Yep, I think I’m guilty of using some most all of these at one point or another.

Development, Humour

Merry Fucking Christmas

It’s traditional at Christmas for blog writers to post an appropriate image to sum up what Christmas means to them. Well, fuck that. I’ve gone a slightly different approach in a hot bit of totty with a christmas present on her arse kind of way. Crappy Happy fucking Christmas.

An apt quote from Mr. Mercedes by Stephen King

“Life is a crap carnival with shit prizes.”

I am the resurrection, The Stone Roses

This is dedicated to all the fucknuts I’ve let go. Down, down, you bring me down I hear you knocking down my door And I can’t sleep at night. Your face it has no place No room for you inside my house I need to be alone. Don’t waste your words I don’t need anything…

Complaints department

I wish to apologise for the lack of ranting posts recently, but my adventures into WordPress development has taking over somewhat in the last month, and while using every permutation of the word ‘fuck’ is the norm* rather than the exception it’s not a good idea while explaining how to use CSS and PHP. Normal…

Is your WordPress site running slow on an IIS server?

I’ve been working on an internal IT support board and after moving it from the local test server to a remote live server sending the URL out for test, we noticed how damn slow it was, for example, it was taking 10 seconds on every page to connect to a clicked link. As it was…

Change the ‘Howdy’ in WordPress admin bar

“Howdy, Mark Hall!” Oh please WordPress. I changed it to ‘Hi, Mark Hall’ on the corporate web site, while looking through the functions.php for the IT Support Board, I decided to enhance it a little. What about a random selection? [code] /** * Replace ‘Howdy’ with a random welcome message… because I can 😉 */…

Adding custom fields to your WordPress RSS feed

Our website uses the WP Job Manager plugin to manage the recruitment side of the web site, and after much hacking of the template, we’ve got it nailed now for the different job types in different job categories. When asked to submit an RSS feed to AllTheTopBananas.com it came back as a fail as they…

Who needs critical thinking when it looks good?

I’ve seen this image posted by quite a few people on Facebook and tracing it back to its source, at the time of writing it’s been shared 211,669 times. Now have a read of what it says and I’ll join you after. Yeah! Bloody foreigners eh? Well no, because unlike the 211,000+ lobotomised muppets who’ve shared…

Interests, Room 101

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