At an International beer convention, the heads of several breweries decided to go out and chat after the conferences, so they went to a pub.
The head of Carling ordered a Black Label.
The head of Bass ordered a Bass.
The head of Guiness ordered a soda.
The other two looked at him strangely. The head of Guiness said turns to his drinking partners, “Well, if you fuckers aren’t drinking, neither am I.”
