At an International beer convention, the heads of several breweries decided to go out and chat after the conferences, so they went to a pub.

The head of Carling ordered a Black Label.

The head of Bass ordered a Bass.

The head of Guiness ordered a soda.

The other two looked at him strangely. The head of Guiness said turns to his drinking partners, “Well, if you fuckers aren’t drinking, neither am I.”