Pah! Never please them

Pah! Never please them

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the 'Kelp Wanted' section of the want-ads.

Women, eh? Always changing their minds.

Only yesterday, my girlfriend asked me to lick out her pussy.

Then when I do, she goes and reports me to the RSPCA.

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