Girlfriend: What the fuck is wrong with you! Why did you text me “I wanna eat a really hot curry, take some laxatives, squirt into a bag, smear it on my cock, and get you to kick me in the eyeball with 8 inch stilettos”?

Me: Oh sorry, stupid predictive text! I meant do you fancy doing anything tonight!?

By mh

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