Accidental cock… or mind in the gutter
My colleague Jason just gave me a Milky Bar. One nag later and I burst out laughing as, in my eyes, I see a spurting cock.
My colleague Jason just gave me a Milky Bar. One nag later and I burst out laughing as, in my eyes, I see a spurting cock.
To the hackers in Ukraine, Russia, Vietnam and China who are trying to hack my site… WHY? I’m lucky to get 10 visitors a day, so I’m a little puzzled…
If someone sees you talking to yourself, some smart arse will inevitably come up to you and say something along the lines of “that’s the first sign of madness.” The…
It’s quite depressing watching Mingles with Jingles the other day, that a seven year old who plays the game in Finland has a 49% win rate, while I have a…
Yes I shit you not, this is front page news on This is Exeter. I know fuck all happens down here, but seriously. “Nine cases have been spotted in the…
I’ve not been asked by many people what my views are on the vote for Scottish independence, but those that have mirror my own views and that is this: I…
Part ten in a series taking a wry look at geocentrism and how it stacks up against reality. In this part we work through fixing problems with Tycho Brahe’s version…
New day, new cunt. Well OK, that’s wrong, it’s the same cunt, this time in his 4×4 Jeep. You arse.
One of my friends on Facebook didn’t sleep well, so they were going to bed after an exhausting day shopping. So how many attempts do you think it’ll take to…
I know the cunt that parks his poncey Mercedes like a cunt, I used to work for him so I know he’s a cunt. But he’s a bigger cunt now,…