Channel 4 – Special Needs Pets
mh I was looking forward to this programme. I love animals (apart from cats!), and so I thought this would be an insightful view into living with animals with special needs,…
I.T vacancy filled
After a string of failed interviews for the empty I.T vacancy at work, we’ve decided to take on someone from admin, who at least has an interest in I.T. We…
Friday! Thought it would never get here
It’s been a long week, just seems to be have been a month long. Doesn’t help working with a bunch of moronic halfwits and stroppy early-20’s type cretins. This morning…
Toilets!
This email was circulated around my work today. From: SomeoneSent: 18 September 2008 14:50To: Some Bloke; Some Bloke; Some Bloke; Some Bloke; Some Bloke; Some BlokeCc: HR WomanSubject: Toliet (sic)…
Swearing at Work memo
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due…
What the fuck is this… McCann News day or something?
I guess with 20,000 pages of information released by the police, it was only a matter of time before we were saturated once again with snippets of sensationalised news. Amsterdam…
I wonder why you didn’t answer these Kate?
It’s only Monday, and already some fascinating information is coming out of the police files about the disappearance of Madeline McCann. The most interesting so far is a list of…
Flat Earth freaks getting upset
I love a good cranky theory, and anyone who has been on the internet for more than a few weeks will know that it’s FULL of the feckers. Creationists, I…
Virgin 1 – The Search for Satan
I was watching a TV program last night on Virgin 1 or something. Anyway, it was called the “Search for Satan” featured lots of freaks from America saying they’ve seen…
Dozens blinded in India looking for the Virgin Mary
I’m sure I’m meant to feel sorry for these people, but I just can’t find it in me. To honestly believe you’ll see Virgin Mary is dumb enough, but to…